Get in Touch
General Questions: firstname.lastname@example.org
Phone: (256) 415-7171
We’d love to hear from anyone who’s interested in using us for your wedding. However, there are some instances where we may not be the best fit. So we’ve written a quick checklist you should look over before hitting the Submit button.
Do not contact us if:
- You are a zombie. I don’t do zombie weddings.
- You’re favorite musical artist is Toby Keith.
- When watching Honey Boo Boo, you say, “Oh my gawd! I can relate to that.”
- This list immediately made you think of Jeff Foxworthy’s “You might be a redneck” jokes. (Well, okay, it obviously reminded me of that since I thought to list this. So ignore this one.)